Dear ~Luddox,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a loser. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in your apartment and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked i hate the Boston Celtics.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Brandon
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